
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Valentine's Day 2009

Wednesday, January 28, 2009
And the next American Idol is.....
It's about time
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
The Greatest Trick..
The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist.. Verbal Kint - Usual Suspects.
The greatest trick I've ever seen "played" in a firestation happened tonight. And I've seen my share.
We realized today that one of our fellow stationmates Matt Vela had taken 4 work days off in a row (approx 2 weeks). We thought this was strange as he hadn't mentioned any vacation plans.
As an entire station we tried and tried to think of what he could be doing. Our imaginations are often much better than the truth, so after much deliberation we decided that we would probably see him on the side of the road picking up trash in an orange jumpsuit paying his debt to society over the next 2 weeks.
That settled, one of the guys gave him a call to rub it in and see if we could come take pictures. He told us that he was just taking a few days off and was going to stop by the station later that evening.
Imagine the suprise on our faces when he walked in with a 3 day old baby. 3 DAYS OLD. Not only 3 days old but actually 9 months + 3 days if you include tummy time.
Matt Vela had played the greatest trick of all time. He had kept the fact that his wife Beth was pregnant from the entire Fire Department for 9 months. We had no idea, we were completely speechless. Nobody believed him at first. Then we realized that nobody in their right minds would let him out of the door with their 3 day old.
Here is a picture of the beautiful baby girl he brought to see us. Lily Rhea Vela - 8lbs 3oz - 21"
Born January 25th at 5:09 am
Monday, January 26, 2009
Stranger in my house
You think you know someone. You give them almost 10 years of your life and in return you hope that... actually you expect that they have revealed to you the whole of their person. There shouldn't be any secrets, no skeletons waiting in the closets, no mysteries yet to be unveiled.
Marraige is supposed to be like Christmas. Your excited about unwrapping the presents but you pretty much already know what your going to get.
That being said I had no idea my wife had a secret.
A secret so dark, so repressed, soooo crafty.... Yes I said it, "crafty".
I came home one day to find paint in my house. Not the kind that you occasionally roll on a wall to keep your house looking like a pottery barn catalogue. Noooo not that kind. The kind of paint that comes in tubes and little bottles. The type that is applied with precision and little brushes.
"This must be some kind of mistake" I thought. Maybe she had a friend over while I was at work and it had fallen out of her bag. Yeah that's it!
That's when the secret side trips to Hobby Lobby started.
The whispered phone conversations .....acrylics....oils......
I knew the end was near....
Now I sit here surrounded by soiled newspaper splattered with various colors of paint, canvas's waiting for the grace of a paint filled brush, block lettering with gaily colored polka dots spelling out my yet unborn sons name.
Who is this woman I married?
I have a stranger in my house.





